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Chase 'n' Pac-Man Chase 'n' Pac-Man

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Funny stuff...

But alittle too short. Please make this a continuing series!

littleFoot littleFoot

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I've never seen a Flash this good. You've truely shown the full potential of using Flash to make animations. And this had a cool story to back up the eye-candy visuals. Just out of curiousity, how long did it take you to make this? The small detail in each scene is incredible.

Spoilsbury Toast Boy - 1 Spoilsbury Toast Boy - 1

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A Very Powerful Tribute To Our Soldiers In Iraq.

Spoilsbury Toast is a very deep psychologic journey to the human inner sence of feelings and ideals. I was very aware of the deep subliminal tributes to our men risking their lives in Iraq, and give you my gratitude for it. When watching this film, I noticed many minute changes in mood and overall tone. I interpreted the Spoilsbury Toast as a representation of a human's inner meaning, or Yin; while the withered Grandmother stood for human anguish, or Yang. I am very optimistic towards the next instalment in this series, hopefully you will keep the same amount of visual poetry in the next episodes to come.

CheapBulletTime CheapBulletTime

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


This is the nerdiest movie besides the Star Wars kid movies. I can't beleive you were actually pretending to be a supersmash brothers ninja while your greasy fat was swaying to your movements.

You are THE stereotypical nerd that would work at a comics book store, and buying all the hentai with your employee discount.

Balister responds:

Thats a big Zer0. This was only a test and I posted it for fun. You try it.
And get a life.

Easy Suicide Easy Suicide

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Horrible and nerdy

The animation made me forget to flush the toilet after I pooped blood. I could hear the parts when you looped the sound effects, and the wacky credits music made me feel like eating my own wax.

Sirick responds:

My arnt we moody!

Messiah 2 Messiah 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Although the drawings were fairly good, everything else seemed to lack something. I could hear the parts of the music where you looped it, which made the movie seem really sloppy, disregarding the fact that the song you used is found in almost every flash movie on NG and has gotten annoyingly repetative. The animation was choppy and slow at some parts, and not too interesting. I have no clue what you were thinking when you decided that making Jesus's feet glow green would be a cool idea. It just reminded me of nerdy DBZ. And because it was awfuly slow, there really was no point of adding a "Replay" button, because no one would like to fall asleep for the second time.

I'm giving this a zero because it definetly doesnt deserve the score its at now.

PS: My flashes rule.

Effluo Effluo

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Before I get into the actual content of this movie, I would just like to point out that this movie is highly overrated. Your attempts to make a serious movie thats "weepy" have failed. Only nerds will actually think this movie is "powerful" and "artistic", and the fact that the title is in latin doesnt make your movie anymore "deep". Its a terrible shame that 99.9% of NG members are ignorant nerds who vote 5 on movies that don't even deserve it (like this one).

Old people smell bad, they pollute the earth, and annoy us all. If it werent for old-folk homes, then we would probably just kill them or send old people to prison. So whats all this about "being placed in nursing homes" is a crime to society? Truthfully being "thrown" into a Nursing home isnt as horrific and depressing as this movie portrayed it, because in a nursing home the Nurses will give you medication and give you baths themselves. Spending the last years of your life being 100% lazy isnt a tragedy, my ugly, ugly friend.

(P.S.) To those who are reading this, if you cried during this movie, then it better have been because of the lazyness of the drawings and animations, not of the "power" of this movie.

cheshirepus responds:

Hmm, apparantly my efforts to create a sad movie have succeeded beyond even my own expectations. I'm sorry to bring to your attention that not everybody thinks like you (thank god). Remember that the Earth only revolves around the Sun... not you. Gallileo proved this more than 400 years ago.
Normally, I don't respond to these types of hateful remarks, but you take the cake. Even with the abundance of 13 year olds on Newgrounds, I still rarely see someone who willingly displays such a degree of ignorace. Anyway, I chose the Latin name because someone already used the title "Forgotten", so relax. But perhaps the most important rebuttal to your argument might be the fact that "nerds" rule this world.
Whatever. You don't have to like my movie. Unlike you, I won't hold it against you if you have an opinion different from my own.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Am I supposed to be weeping on my keyboard?

I hope you got an F on your english project, the artwork was so bad that if your Aunt was still alive, she would beat you with a cookie roller after seeing your pathetic tribute. I had a friend named Daniel who died about 6 months ago, but atleast I took the time to make a tribute that wouldnt disgrace his name. WAXY4LIFE

Ultimate MK Outtakes Ultimate MK Outtakes

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Stupid concept + terrible animation + video game related content = NERDS LOVE IT, AND VOTE 5!

I didnt even snicker once.

Gary Tender Gary Tender

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very touching...

Justin, listen to me:

Watching this movie reminded me of my youthhood, when me and Wade would draw pictures of each other naked. You brought a tear to my eye... I will put this movie on the front page.


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TaKEitOrLUMPiT responds:

WHy thank you smoove, Maybe one day you can drive to my house in your pure white chocolate limousine and make my penis weep in my satin sheets.